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Alternative plan B is to forget the stock bracket and simply fashion a bar across the top of the battery. Longer J-bolts
can be used, and two 1/4” holes made in the top of the original plastic cover. Then, after the battery is secured with
nuts and washers, the cover can be installed and additional nuts -- real pretty cap nuts or threaded knobs, they show
within the boot -- can be used to secure the plastic cover.
FYI: the battery compartment in the ’83 XJ-S is 10 inches by 6-3/4 inches. The ideal battery height must be shorter
than 8 inches, terminals included. The height to the flat top of the Champion 78-2 is 7 inches, and it fits with room to
spare. It is highly recommended that you confirm the size of the compartment in your own car before shopping for a
battery; the various documentation on what size battery to use, including those cute computerized battery selector
displays, seem to be wrong more often than they’re right.
One general observation about car batteries and warranties: There are some excellent $60 batteries out there with 60-
month warranties (or longer). However, some $60 60-month batteries are actually a scheme to sell you a $40 battery
every 3 or 4 years; it dies, you bring it in and complain, and they happily install another battery just like it and charge
you the “pro-rated” cost based on how long it lasted -- about $40. If you think about it, you’ll realize they could just as
well claim the same battery is good for 20 years and charge you $240 for it -- you’d still end up bringing it back every
three or four years and paying about $40 for a replacement. The only thing you’re buying by paying more than $40 for
the battery is the “hook” that convinces you to keep buying the same battery rather than trying some other make to see
if it lasts longer. If you buy a 60-month battery and it dies without due cause in far less time, you might be well advised
to simply write off that warranty and buy another make -- unless, of course, you don’t mind having to replace your
battery every 3 or 4 years.
There are some people who select batteries on the basis of cranking amps. The logic works like this: The car only
requires a certain number of cranking amps to start, and almost any battery will start the car when new. However, as
the battery ages, its cranking capacity diminishes with time, until eventually the battery will no longer start the car. The
more cranking amps the battery has to begin with, the more it can deteriorate before replacement is required. This
theory assumes a lot, including that different batteries deteriorate at comparable rates and that the battery doesn’t suffer
other types of failure such as internal shorts. As such, this theory probably doesn’t apply to unusual batteries such as
the Optima, but may be a fairly valid method of comparing conventional batteries.
But to this theory must be added another monkey wrench: In order to maximize cranking amps, the plates within
batteries must maximize surface area, which is done by making them look like grids or screens rather than plates. With
successive charges and discharges, these grids get more and more deformed (metal is etched away when discharging,
plated back on when recharging, possibly in a different place than it was before), possibly reducing the cranking
capacity faster than flat plates would. Also, the grids might fracture more easily with vibrations, causing internal shorts.
There are so-called “rough service” batteries available that go the opposite route: they sacrifice cranking amps in favor
of a rugged plate design that won’t go to pieces if you install it in a truck and drive it across the Baja Desert.
BATTERY TERMINALS: If your XJ-S has the original battery terminals on the ends of the cables in the trunk, the
5/16” nuts used to clamp those terminals down on the battery posts require a 1/4” Whitworth wrench size. See page 24.
BATTERY HOLD-DOWN NUTS: Also Whitworth.
DEAD BATTERY PROBLEMS: If your battery is dead after the car sits for a few days, it’s time to check for current
flow when everything is supposed to be shut off. The standard method for doing this is to disconnect the battery and
reconnect it with an ammeter in the circuit, and monitor the amps as you pull fuses one by one. The current with
everything off should be in the milliamp range; if it’s amps rather than milliamps, you need to find out what’s being left
on when the car is off.
Of course, the first thing you find out is that since the battery is in the trunk, the trunk lights are on while you’re
fiddling in there. So you’ve gotta shut off the trunk lights somehow to continue with the test. It is simply astounding
how often the test doesn’t find a problem -- because the problem was the trunk lights! The trunk lid isn’t securely