Operation Y and Shurik's Other Adventures (1965). Quotes and
phrases
Operation Y and Shurik's Other Adventures (Russian: Операция «Ы» и
другие приключения Шурика) is a 1965 Soviet slapstick comedy film
directed by Leonid Gaidai, starring Aleksandr Demyanenko, Natalya
Seleznyova, Yuri Nikulin, Georgy Vitsin and Yevgeny Morgunov. The film
consists of three independent parts: "Workmate" (Напарник, Naparnik), "Déjà
vu" (Наваждение, Navazhdeniye) and "Operation Y" (Операция «Ы»). The
plot follows the adventures of Shurik, the naive and nerdy Soviet
student who often gets into ludicrous situations, but always finds a way
out very neatly.
All phrases and quotes
Sit down, daughter!
- No need. Thank you! Sit down!
Citizen! Offer a seat! Stand up!
- When I get up, you lie down right away!
Citizen! These places are specially for
children and disabled people! Is
he a child or a disabled person? Huh?
- She is preparing to become a mother!
But I'm getting ready to be a father!
- What the hell are you doing?
But here is a disabled person!
- You see, the invalid! What are you saying now?
Excuse me!
The law must be obeyed!
Please sit!
- Big thanks!
Ah, you are a seer! You'll go blind!
Do you confirm...?
- We confirm! - We confirm!
So!
So, the victim...
You work in construction?
- I earn extra.
What does it mean - do you earn extra?
- I study at the Polytechnic Institute. - Aah. Student
!
15 days of detention!
Well, citizen alcoholics, hooligans and
day thieves!
Who wants to work today?
Today there are the following committees:
sand quarry 2 people.
Sand quarry 2 people!
- Read the entire list aloud. Please!
Sand quarry 2 people.
Street cleaning - 3 people.
The meat factory...
...doesn't need labor for today.
There is a work order for the construction of a residential building.
To the cement factory...
But isn't there a liquor and vodka factory?
Foreman of Construction and Assembly Administration No. 61.
Please!
Caution!
First, I'll introduce you to the team
you'll be temporarily joining.
How long will comrade join us?
- Full stuff! 15 days.
That means a decade and a half. Great!
Well, all the best! Good bye!
Don't be late for lunch!
- Yes-yes.
I am sure that this decade and a half
will pass in
an atmosphere of friendship and mutual understanding!
- Aha!
That way!
Cork helmet! A gift from Africa. This way
please!
Just imagine what kind of residential complex
we will create here!
740 gas stoves will be installed here.
This is 740 times more than there were gas stoves in the
whole city in 1913.
Please! So! One moment!
Everything is fine!
Romance!
If we stacked the floors built by our construction government on
top of each other,
we would have a building twice as tall
as the world famous Eiffel Tower!
Or 3 times higher than Notre Dame de Paris,
which translates as the Church of Our Lady of Paris.
Which mother?
- Paris... Mother of God.
Please!
The residential area built by our construction administration
is equal to the area of one city of Tðitaa, the
area of ten cities of Volõnsk, or the
area of 32 cities of Krõþopol. Our
breath stops when we think that...
...than in America. That way, you too can
make a small contribution to our EMV work wins!
EMV stands for Building Assembly Administration.
What kind of government?
- Assembly administration.
I'm ready!
- Thank you!
I mean, like this!
Died!
- Yes, Pavel Stepanovitð?
Well, Sanja! Here is your match!
At last, Pavel Stepanovitð! Thank you!
Well, now let's get to work!
Let's start!
Well, I see you are a match!
Get up, Surik!
I wish you success in your work and good luck in your personal life!
Thank you for your attention!
Hey, have you
had any construction accidents? No. It hasn't
been until now.
- They are coming! Let's go!
What's there?
- Work!
Listen, where did you go? I've been
running through the entire construction looking for you.
Work stops.
- Work stops, but the punishment time is ticking!
Don't forget that you do your calculations in money,
but I do them in days.
Well, Surik, how is the couple?
Grows around.
- Excellent!
But why do you whisper?
- Sleeps.
Sleeps?!
..while our spaceships plow the
expanses of the universe... It is
not for nothing that the whole world applauds the
hardworking collective of our Grand Ballet.
Continue!
...folk wisdom teaches:
work made a man out of a monkey - first of all!
Before work, after fun - second!
Without work, you won't catch fish - third!
Nor is work a wolf in the forest...
No, no, no, it's not necessary! I
bow!
What about compote?
- Compote!
Hands! Did
you wash?
- Now, now.
So! Now to the sand quarry!
Well, let's get started!
- Bon Appetit!
What, what?
- I said that those who don't work eat!
Take a lesson, student!
Take note, student, that nowadays
you have to handle people more gently!
And to look at life more broadly.
You think I was given 15 days? No.
We were given 15 days.
But why?
So that you could do the clarification work with me
and I could feel proud of myself.
Okay! Tell me about our space rockets
plowing...
...the Great Theater. But I sleep a little.
Right! Drive the flies away too!
What happened to you?
A fly!
- Good boy!
Aha! You're stuck, dad with glasses! It
was just an advance! But now the jokes are over!
Get ready, student!
Soon a wooden raincoat will be put on you
and music will be playing in your home.
But you don't hear it!
Water!
Thank you! Stop
! I'll knock you down, student! This is
hooliganism! You will be detained for 15 days!
Consider that I am complaining about you! Are you
going to bang?
- No. Then what
?
- To carry out explanatory work.
Died?
- Yes?
Are you a commoner?
- Yes.
That's not our method. Where is humanism?
Where are the human values?
Realize that while spaceships are
plowing as you know...
What's your name?
- Fedya. And your name is Surik.
Married?
- Yes. Wife Ljubake and two children.
Leenake and Aljoðka.
- Does that mean you also have a family? - Is.
But how old are you?
- 41.
Maybe it's not necessary, Surik?
I will not do it again! Huh? No.
It is necessary, Fedya! Is needed!
Mother!
Mother!
Mother!
Well, citizen alcoholics, day thieves and
hooligans!
Who wants to work?
- Me.
Wait!
Today's committees are:
sand quarry - 2 people. Me
!
- Wait!
Read the whole list! Please!
So! Cement plant...
- Me!
Loading coal...
- Me!
Cleaning the stables...
- Me!
Besides... - Me!
Wait, citizen! A special committee has been assigned to
you for the entire period of your sentence
.
Take it!
THE VISION.
SILENCE!
EXAM!
Did you do it?
- Did.
What grade did you get?
- Five. Give an
outline! I'm burning.
- No, I gave it to the boys. You see, they read!
You can turn the page!
Ticket number 7. First question.
The working principle of the synchrofasotron. Defendant,
how is the hearing?
how can you hear me Reception! I
understood. I can hear you normally.
I answer the first question of the 7th ticket. The
operation of the synchrophasotron is based on
the acceleration of charged particles in a magnetic field.
Let's go ahead!
Tamkekas, do you have a synopsis?
- I don't have any synopsis, I don't. Do not disturb!
But what are you listening to?
- Van Gilborn's. Go! Hello
! Do you have?
- What?
Oh well, I already asked you.
Beware, citizen!
- Don't panic!
Excuse me!
Next stop - Sadovaja.
Our stop. Let's go!
- Hmmm.
Take!
To whom?
Hello, Aunt Zoya! Give me the key, please!
You have an exam today? There are still
3 hours left. My girlfriend and I are
still studying.
Mustard! It's
stuffy!
Don't turn the page!
Ira, open the lock! It's
hot. Take off your clothes! It
's time!
Well, did you get along?
- Four.
What's wrong with you?
- Peace! - Clear! Get a ticket
!
Professor, can I have some more?
- Please!
More!
- Take!
To yourself!
What does - to yourself mean?
Oops, sorry, professor!
- No, I'm sorry!
Come next time!
I cracked up!
Women who are beautiful
often cheat...
One, two, three. Audition! Defendant,
how can you hear me? Reception!
Hello, Professor!
- Hello!
What's up with you?
- The ear hurts.
But doesn't that bother you?
- Don't worry, Professor!
On the contrary, it helps! No sound will disturb the exam.
But what does it have to do with you? Do
you have a holiday today?
An exam is always a celebration for me, Professor!
Commendable!
Please take a ticket!
Ticket number 9. Reception!
What did you say?
- What?
What kind of reception?
- I said- accepted.
Ticket number 9 with assignment received.
Clear. Go prepare!
- Well!
Tamkekas, how can you hear me? Didn't the dumb ear
understand?
I am dictating the answer to the first question of the 9th ticket!
So...
What about you?
- The ear is tight.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It means like this - I give a five for the invention...
... but you get an unsatisfactory one for the subject.
The professor is, of course, deaf,
but the apparatus is a tough word for him!
how can you hear me
Please!
- Thank you!
Hundred!
Did you do it?
Who is that?
- Where?
There. Floating.
Ah. It is from Lidka's parallel course.
- Join!
Admirable girl!
Why haven't I seen him before?
Want me to introduce you?
- No no!
Leave now! Join!
May I ask you for a moment?
Did you pass the exam? - Yes.-
How did it go? - Five!
Congratulations!
- Thank you!
Meet!
Join.
- Cheater...er...Saða.
Join.
Please!
I'm shooting!
Well, I'm home!
do you live here
- Yes. You see, my windows are on the fifth floor!
You have a good area here.
I haven't been here before. Don't be
afraid!
- This is probably the dog of the new residents.
But how do I get past him?
- Very easily! Deceptive Maneuver!
I'll take the dog on me,
but you run quickly to the stairwell!
Invite!
Rex!
Mour! Murka! Polka!
Lay it!
Let's go! Don't
give up!
Don't you happen to have a sausage with you? Yes,
doctor's sausage.
- Give it here.
Doctor's sausage became a favorite sausage!
- What is this? - Sleeping pills.
But is it?...
- No, it's completely harmless.
Well, to the point! Bob!
No, it's for Bobik! Bob!
So! After 3 minutes, a deep
and healthy sleep comes.
Please!
Oh so! We'll see who's who!
I'll be right back.
How do you get back?
- Let's continue like this: At
my signal, you open the front door!
Only on my notice, okay?
Hold on! All in place!
Open up!
That's it. Only you have to go down
the stairs.
I'm used to. We often have a broken elevator.
Please!
Good bye!
- See you, Liida! It
was nice to meet you.
- Me too. Good bye!
Good bye!
Saða, what do you have?
- Where? - There. Dick
!
- Let's go to my place, I'll sew it up. No no!
First time in the village and
looking like this...
Now what! Let's go!
- No way. - Let's go!
How could you leave things unattended?
- There's Rex.
But Reks never gets away from things.
But I have a throat!
Cucumber?
- Cucumber. And the
head? - And the head. -
Brainless! - Brainless. Hello
!
- Hello!
How was the exam?
- Five. - Good girl!
What about the girlfriend?
- Do not know. Let's go!
Good bye!
Turn over, I'll sew it up!
No, no, I'd rather do it myself.
- Please!
Well, I won't interrupt you.
Liida, everything is fine!
- I will be right there!
Liida, do you know which Smeljakov's poem I
like the most?
Which one?
- Listen!
In the shadow of the white houses, the
acacia smells charming.
The girl Liida
who lives in one of these houses is beautiful.
She admires the reflection in the window
and explores the world too... Have
you forgotten yet?
She admires the reflection in the window
and explores the world too...
Beautiful and good girl Liida...
- And what is she good at?
Ask the boy next door!
With this name on his lips he falls asleep
and with it he also wakes up.
It is not for nothing that he wrote
on the pavement slab now:
"Is this girl Liida good",
it sounded like a lover's cry.
No one can be left cold by the
passion of a young man in love.
I guess Puðking fell in love too and...
What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.
Where did I go?
- To Puðkin.
Aha, Pudkin!
There's miracles, there's a forest spirit walking around
and little things...
Hold on! What kind of snacks?
- Hanging on the branches... that means- lying on the branches.
I think you have over learned!
Let me! No.
I haven't over studied.
This is something else.
Liida, I want to ask a serious question!
This is very important to me.
Submit!
When you go somewhere for the first time, don't you get the
feeling that you've already been there?
Everything seems familiar: objects, smells, voices... Has
n't this happened to you? No.
I always remember where, when and with
whom I was.
But that happens to me. For
example, right now I feel like
I've been here before.
What now, Saða!
- Yes, that's right!
I've seen everything here.
Now I pull this curtain and
behind it is...
...a crystal jug!
It was!
Saða, you are a telepath!
Wolf Messing.
- Do you think so?
Exactly! But let's try!
- Let's do!
You go to the door. I will write my wish on a piece of paper
so that it can be checked later,
and when you come in, I will try to make you
fulfill this wish by the power of thought.
Fits? - Fits.
Let's go! - Let's go!
Find the teddy bear! Join.
Come in! Did
I guess?
Almost.
I'll try one more time then. It's about
time.
Until tomorrow!
- No. Until the day after tomorrow. There are exams the day after
tomorrow.
Me too.
I will study tomorrow.
- Me too. It
means the day after tomorrow. After exams.
- Yes. Day after tomorrow. After the exams.
OPERATION Õ.
ÜJÖJÖI KOLKHOUSE MARKET.
Citizen Settlers, Plant Culture!
Our carpet screen will cover your wall!
No modernism, no
abstractionism!
Keeps the walls from moisture and you from rheumatism!
Fly on, don't go to the hall,
you'll get the coolest painting from me!
I highly recommend: the classic plot -
"Näkineid." Based on the opera of the same name.
Music by Dargomõzski, lyrics by Puðkin.
- Wet win!
One moment! A completely neutral circuit is also available
.
Allowed to be used even in children's institutions.
Please!
Oh, oh, not that! One moment! Sorry!
You see! Please!
Pack away!
Get the move together! It's one thing to run!
Where the hell is the [ __ ]?
- Don't make noise! I am disabled.
BASE DIRECTOR
PETUHOV.
We are in such a state today...
- Not us, but you.
What could save us from revision?
- Sorry! Not us, but you.
Only robbery can save us from revision! With
or without a break-in?
- Burglary, of course.
Section 89, item 2. Up to 6 years. Not
suitable for.
But there is no robbery!
- Everything has already been targeted before us.
Everything has already been set before us.
It's child's play. You only have to
stage the robbery.
You have to break the lock, enter the warehouse,
leave traces of looting
and leave without taking anything. Did
you finally get it? Don't
worry, Director!
People want to get a clear picture of the matter.
- It's natural. - Legal. The
thing is new for us, unacquired.
- Exactly! Unacquired.
Don't worry Comrade Director!
Tell me, please, is this... an event or an
operation... - Õ.
Operation Õ!
Why Õ?
Why Õ? So
that no one would understand.
Idiot!
Now to the point!
First you need to neutralize the guard!
- Not us, but you.
No, this time it's you!
- Yes? - Yes!
But what does this neutralization mean?
Article 193, paragraph 2: up to 3 years. Not
suitable for! - Not suitable for!
Nothing like that!
The guard is put to sleep with chloroform and
tied up without causing bodily harm.
Legally, this whole operation is...
- Õ.
...especially petty hooliganism.
- A little?
And for this petty hooliganism I will pay
you a large sum.
Aa...
- You can also get an advance!
But is the guard strong?
- On the night of the operation, a religious eide is on duty.
That's good, right?
But is he armed?
- With explosive cartridges. Have more questions?
Amount?
- 300.
This is not serious talk!
- No, it's not like that!
You don't know us, we don't know you.
- Look for the fool!
I also earn more with tips.
- Let's go, let's go! - Ah, a joke! The
offer was - 300!
- Hang on!
Your terms?
330!
- Agreed!
On the nose!
Agreed! With
God's help!
Stop! Stop! What are you doing?
We have been practicing for an hour. For that I
allowed you to pave in my personal shed. And no
sense!
For example, you!
You had to go up to the mole and
distract him with a simple question.
But what did you ask?
- How to go to the library?
At 3 in the morning! Idiot!
But what were you supposed to do? To
stand guard and appear
before the militia as a public figure. In
case the mole whistled.
- And did the mole whistle? - No. So
why did you sneak in?
Storm!
- Agreed. And
you!
[ __ ]! You were supposed to break these bottles,
not steal them.
Break up?
- To break!
Half a liter?
- Half a liter, yes.
To pieces?
- Of course to pieces.
For such a story, I...
Everyone to their places! Let's go over it one more time!
Ooo-oooo, sleep now my darling!
The animals are long gone, it's time for you to sleep too.
Maria Ivanovna!
- Work! You wake up the child!
You see now!
Wow, what happened to you?
I brought you the rent for the month of January.
- Then it's good, put it on the dresser!
Fell asleep!
Good that you came.
- So what?
For some reason, the director invited me to
guard the warehouse today.
But Olga is also on the night shift today.
Couldn't change. Do
n't worry, I'll look after Leenakes myself.
- Thank you very much!
But still, as if...
As if I made the dough rise.
- I keep an eye on both Lenka and the dough.
Calmly go to the guard!
- Well, then I'll go!
CHLOROFORM.
Train, stop, stop the wheels!
Conductor, you pull the brakes!
I'm going to visit my mother this last hour
to check her eyes again.
Could you tell me what time it is? Have you
gone crazy?
- Hard at practice, easy at work!
Practice on him!
- Well!
Don't wait for me, mother, your best son,
your son is not the one you have in mind.
I have been walking on the edge of an abyss for a long time
and life has become a game of chance.
Maybe you would say how many degrees is it cold outside?
What, what?
What happened to you?
- I am practicing.
Better practice...
...on cats.
- You're welcome.
Train, stop, stop the wheels!
Perhaps there is still time to change fate?
Perhaps it would be wiser for us to stop?
Conductor, you pull the brakes!
Enough bullshitting!
Well, it's time to get to work!
I can't do it! Maria Ivanovna, go home!
- Well, it's an accident!
Go, I'll watch over you!
- I'll hurry. Take it! I'll...
Don't worry, everything will be fine!
If something happens, whistle! Like this.
I then went.
Muti, do you have a smoke?
- What?
But where is the mole?
- I'm in his place.
You, yes?
- Yes.
What's up with you?
Who's here?
Who are you?
- Guard.
But where is the mole?
- I'm in his place.
But where is the way out?
- There. Hands up!
Who whistled?
- Me.
But where is the mole? - But who are you?
- I'm a people pleaser. But you?
Guard. Let's tie it up!
- Or that?
Aah, friend...
Damn socialist property grabber!
Nasty!
Go call the militia,
I'll watch them until then.
If something happens, whistle!
- Anyway!
But where is the phone?
- There is a payphone two blocks away.
Get up! Up!
- Where am I?
Up! Quickly to the car!
Comrade folk entertainer! Did
you invite out yet?
- Don't you have 2 kopecks? The
militia number is 02, free.
Up! Come to your senses!
Can you tell me where the toilet is?
- You also found time! - Thank you!